Monday, January 12, 2009

The Althea Era: Feature Stories

One of the reasons why I love Maximum Rocknroll and The Big Takeover is that they run straight Q & A's a lot. That is my favorite medium to read in all of music journalism because there's a minimal amount of bullshit involved; what is said is what you read and it's very hard to manipulate. Don't get me wrong, I love writing stories and reading them as well but my love of the Q & A format is no secret.

Well during The Althea Era all Q & A's were stopped. Completely. She didn't want 'em so we didn't run 'em. She even exerted fascistic control over the blog section. The. Blog. Section. Fuck my life.

I don't think a single idea that one of the four original staff made it onto the site without some sort of mutation first. Outside writers were brought in and we had no say in it. Something as innocent as wanting to post a story called "AirRaid Summer 2008 MixTape" literally led to three full days of bickering and infighting. Six months later I still can't even process that.

Timmy Hefner, the man behind the yearly Chaos In Tejas festival in Austin did Joe and I a huge solid by getting us on the list for all of the main shows in 2008. The intent for this was to talk to him and do a feature length story/interview on how Chaos In Tejas has grown into one of the largest punk rock festivals in the world yet still remained completely devoid of corporate sponsorship. That was what it was supposed to be, what it was before Althea came in and flat out told me that wasn't going to happen. "Why would we run a story about something that already happened?" she asked. Well, it wasn't just a wrap up because that could easily go into the live reviews portion. This was a profile piece and a damn interesting one I thought. Nope, not allowed! We had to water it down into a less than 500 word piece about "Punk Fest Trends." I had so much golden stuff in my interview with Timmy that it could have been a great piece. That was how it was going to go.

The Forgotten piece never even got a chance to run because by that time their album had been out for a whole month. A whole month! Never mind that once again Josh over at TKO Records had done me a favor and gotten me in contact with the guys and helped set stuff up, or the fact that the band had been on hiatus and gone through some turmoil in getting the new album recorded because THE RECORD HAD ALREADY BEEN OUT FOR A MONTH SO OBVIOUSLY NO ONE WAS GOING TO CARE WHAT THEY THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

The DIY Comics thing came out alright in her eyes from start to finish because by that point I was so thoroughly defeated that I didn't give a flying fuck.

The Jack Rabid piece I originally wrote as a sophomore in college and had been on AirRaid for months by the time she came in. It was the only thing that survived her cleanse when she started. I'm not quite sure how to be honest but it did. I'm extremely proud of it and got an A+ when I handed it in.

Punk Fests

Organized Chaos

Bill Molloy & Joe Carson

Imagine walking down the pristine streets of downtown Austin, Texas on a cool night in mid-May. Just a few blocks away, past all the obvious tourist-trap novelty shops selling oversized mesh cowboy hats and “Fuck You I’m From Texas” T-shirts, sits a seething mass of people.


Upon closer inspection there is an overabundance of black shirts with stark images of war printed onto them, countless denim jackets covered in patches, and an as yet undiscovered body odor smells become apparent. Panic sets in. Frantically scurrying away to catch a cover band down the street tearing through its inspiring take on “Sweet Caroline” and slamming down $1.50 domestics, the harsh image of hundreds of dirty punks all but fades away. For now.


This is obviously not a University Of Texas nightclub scene; it’s Chaos in Tejas, one of the country’s largest annual punk rock festivals. It is not isolated either, as punk rock festivals around the country have collectively gained steam in the last couple years, with new ones popping up each year to challenge the old guard.

Inspired by fun and not profit, these fests are a reflection of the mastermind’s personal tastes more than the urge to profit off of the underground. Mike Petryshyn of Chicago’s Riot Fest simply states, “I wanted my favorite bands to play a show. All the bands that play our fests we generally all love.” Similarly, Derek Black of Dude Fest, which takes place in Indianapolis each June, says, “A lot of this fest flies in the face of what is ‘hip.’ It's mostly created in the vacuum that is my personal tastes and interests.”


One guy who is expanding the notion of what a punk rock fest can be is Timmy Hefner, the man behind Austin’s annual Chaos In Tejas fest. This past year’s incarnation, the fest’s fifth, featured none other than psychedelic garage pioneer Roky Erickson headlining alongside reunited Latino hardcore legends Los Crudos and England’s melodic punk kingpins Leatherface.


Hefner noted “Roky brought out new faces, a lot of older people and more just random hipsters.” Past years have had unconventional “punk” bands like Clockcleaner and Dead Moon stacked against numerous crust and hardcore bands. Hefner’s ambitions for diversity haven’t been quenched either: “I want to mix it up even more next year; more shows at different clubs.”


One of the more interesting things about punk fests versus most other corporate rock festivals is the dedication to traveling that fans have. People trek far and wide to see the odd combinations of bands in one concentrated setting, explore different towns and make new friends. “The amount of people from the local area interested that actually attend and are interested in this fest is usually dwarfed by the people that come and travel to it from many other places . . . The people willing to travel to the fest are very passionate and interested in the bands playing and it makes for an awesome time,” says Black.


More than anything else, these fests are done out of a love of the music, not a sense of obligation or higher purpose. When asked what the impact of his fest is, Heffner replies, “I doubt much more than everyone seeing all of their friends from all over the world, drinking and watching good bands with said friends; but that’s enough for me.”


The Forgotten
Rising From The Ashes
Bill Molloy

The cover art of the new self titled album from The Forgotten is fairly apropos, with a phoenix determinedly rising from a pit of fire, just about to start flying anew. 2008 signals a new starting point for The Forgotten, who have weathered lineup changes, marriages, record label switches, and overall realities of life, resulting in four years of inactivity. “No hiatus was planned,” guitarist Johnny Gregurich explains, “the cards were just dealt and we played ‘em the best we could.”


Vocalist Gordy Carbone chimes in “I had hit burnout too. There were like three years where I was touring 10-11 months out of the year. Usually that is nothing to complain about but I was really grinding myself down mentally without knowing it… in ‘05 I took time off and got married and recharged my batteries.”


Any fans showing up to see The Forgotten they remember from 2002 might be a bit confused. Founding guitarist Craig Fairbaugh left the group in 2003, prompting then bassist Johnny Gregurich to switch positions. Other personnel switches ensued over the years, with the current lineup playing its first show in December 2006.

Despite the musical chairs, Gordy remains optimistic: By hook or by crook, (The Forgotten) is better than it’s ever been and all the time off got us the right people with the right mindset”


With the new lineup finally intact, The Forgotten went back to the basics, rehearsing and crafting music slowly, demoing the new self titled album twice before heading into the studio. According to Johnny, “Although it delayed the album's release date quite a bit, I believe it had a huge factor in the success of the recording and quality of the songs. We're super proud of it and hope everyone enjoys it as much as we do.”


The result is The Forgotten, a record that combines the best elements of all the band’s previous LPs; it contains ’77 style rave ups, hardcore head smashers and anthemic rock shout alongs.


The new full length also sees the band moving back to their old stomping grounds of TKO Records. Johnny explains the split in saying “… with BYO Records, we signed a 1-record deal (2002’s Control Me) with an optional 2nd record. (They) decided to pass on our new material for whatever reason.” He then ads “We continue to stay in contact with BYO Records and consider Shawn Stern and Mark Stern life-long friends.”

Gordy philosophizes: I feel that everything happened for a reason with this album… (it) required a lot of personal attention from everyone, including the label, and I believe only TKO has the personal investment and history to really care as much as we wanted someone to care about this album.


Despite all the commotion in the world of The Forgotten over the last few years, don’t expect the band to stop any time soon. Gordy emphatically states: I guess if I had one thing to say it would be to my brother and sister punks out there; I know a lot of them are like me and don’t take their punk with milk nor sugar. I just want to say thank you to them. Every scene will have the tourists and the lifers. It’s the fucking lifers that make this shit go ‘round.


Underground Comics

Imagine funny pages that are actually funny

Bill Molloy


Getting bored with Garfield kicking Odie off of a kitchen table? Are Fantastic Four not so fantastic any more? If so, the ever growing world of underground and DIY comics awaits.


One of the more successful DIY comics in recent years is Multiplex by Gordon McAlpin, which he describes as “the infantile antics of a bunch of kids working at a movie theater.” Originally started as a fun offshoot of a more rigid web project, Gordon now publishes Multiplex twice a week on Multiplexcomic.com.


McAlpin’ vehicle of choice for getting his comics out is the internet. Outside of the obvious financial ease, he sees the internet as giving more artistic license as well. “I like that I don't need to think about space; if I need eight panels to do an idea, I make it eight panels. I don't need to try to squish down my idea into whatever little tiny box a newspaper has given me,” McAlpin continues “Another advantage is that you can take an idea and put it online in far less time than in print.”


Mike Conway of the zine Hot Food follows the same free-form muse, but has chosen a different model for distribution. Instead of simply making a blog, Conway painstakingly lays out, photocopies and re-produces several hundred copies of Hot Food to either sell or give away. Conway proudly proclaims “Print is the natural format for comics. Digital media is cool and everything… but I will resist it until the bitter end of the printed word.”


Born out of lazy nights watching TV and getting wasted with buddies, Hot Food, according to Conway, is drawing “tons and tons of pictures to… make a few of my friends crack up.” Hot Food follows no strict formatting rules, with single panel, non-sequitur drawings transitioning into stories that go on for several pages.

However, where others see limitations, Jason Swearingen sees opportunity. A staunch devotee of the daily newspaper format, Swearingen’s currently developing a project titled The Treehouse, which he explains as “a newspaper comic about a boy, his sister, a butterfly, a penguin, a squirrel/dog hybrid and the girls that live next door.”


Swearingen grew up idolizing the giants of newspaper comics like Bill Watterson and Gary Trudeau, and wants to bring meaning back to the dailies. He protests “the newspaper comic is one of the few art forms left that is this unexplored, yet it remains stagnant.” He laments that newspaper comics have been left to “…the likes of Cathy or, God help us, Frank and Ernest.”


Within this scene, the promise of hitting big acquires different reactions. When speaking about the possibility of doing traditional newspaper work, McAlpin deadpans “Not a four-panel strip like Garfield, no. I've never had any desire to be locked into the regular newspaper style format. There are plenty of people who do great work in that format, of course, but I would not be one of them… I like swear words way too much.” Swearingen, on the other hand would do it “in a second… as much as I love reading comics created with the vast freedom of self-publishing online, I relish in the restrictions of the newspaper genre”


Attempting to define the world of small cartoonists with blanket generalizations is slightly ignorant and ultimately impossible, as seen by the varying opinions and methods of McAlpin, Conway and Swearingen. If variety is the spice of life, then consider the world of DIY comics the curry on the industry’s stew.


Headline: Rabid Fervor

Subhead: Twenty-seven years of The Big Takeover

Journalist Profile: Jack Rabid

By: Bill Molloy

Jack Rabid is the editor, publisher, ad director and chief writer for The Big Takeover, a magazine born out of the DIY spirit of punk rock and based in New York City. Within the established journalism industry a fanzine like The Big Takeover is an anomaly. How can a magazine published only twice a year and with only 20,000 copies in distribution survive for so long? Simple; Jack Rabid cannot be contained by the confines a typical journalist. Rabid himself even admits that he would not be a very effective traditional news reporter. Almost every path to his current state separates him from the average online blogger or Rolling Stone reporter. From being around at the onset of DIY hardcore and starting a zine to doing multiple tours and albums as a musician, the figurehead of The Big Takeover is anything but typical.


Rabid along with friend Dave Stein started The Big Takeover in 1980 as a one page ode to their favorite local band The Stimulators. Jack and Dave took their one page zine and made one hundred copies at the public library, one dime at a time. These were then given away for free at local shows. Rabid claimed “this vital music needed coverage. There was no mainstream coverage of bands I loved like The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, or The Clash. At the time the popular bands were Fleetwood Mac, Boston and Foreigner. Great bands like The Weirdos and The Skulls were barely eking out singles. I wanted to say ‘this is important, pay attention to this, not the spoon fed celebrity garbage.’” Taking cues from older fanzines such as Search & Destroy and Slash, The Big Takeover began to widen its focus after the first issue into interviewing other bands and writing editorials. Dave Stein left soon afterwards and Jack took on his current role as the figurehead of The Big Takeover.

In its current formation The Big Takeover is published twice a year and has a print run of 20,000. The days of stapling together photocopied pieces of paper are long gone. An average issue of The Big Takeover now contains at least 250 pages and retails for six dollars. Rabid declares “I don’t feel very limited by the format. It’s not a news organization that needs information out now. He likens the size of the magazine to putting out a new book every six months instead of a typical music magazine.


Rabid went on to say “I still like reading books and magazines. A lot of the instantaneous news seems inaccurate so I’d rather not be instantaneous.” The average issue contains around ten to twelve feature articles that focus on one major band. The features generally begin with an introduction by the writer (most of the time it’s Rabid) and then, unlike other music magazines like Rolling Stone or Spin, a direct transcription of the interview. Many times the interviews are so long that they have to be broken up and published over two issues. Rabid, in sarcastic shock, exclaims “what, me talk for a long time? No!”


The internet has radically democratized the world of music journalism and Rabid is a bit skeptical, but hopeful. “Is it too easy now?” Rabid pondered when the subject of the internet came up. He continued “you might not be able to see the forest through the trees. It’s not just a town crier anymore; it’s anyone with a computer. But given the choice I’d take this one… I just hope the web does not make it too hard to find the good stuff.”


One more distinguishing trait is the reviews section. Because of the twice a year publishing schedule the backlog of reviews can get pretty large. Jack presents his “Top 40” of the last six months and the rest of his personal reviews, and then other writers tackle the rest. The reviews section regularly tops one hundred pages and takes up nearly half of the magazine.


Objectivity is difficult to achieve in music journalism. Jack says “most of what we do is subjective; one person is going to like something and someone else won’t.” One way that objectivity comes into play is in who gets covered in The Big Takeover. At a time when other fanzines like Maximum Rocknroll were tightening their coverage in an effort to maintain a ‘punker-than-thou’ attitude The Big Takeover actually expanded its coverage away from pure punk rock. Rabid exclaimed “I make the decisions, it’s my magazine. I can do it if I want. No one tells me what I can and can’t write.”


According to Rabid “you try to be an expert and tip people off. You see an article about Belle & Sebastian and then maybe they’ll find out about Left Banke from the same issue.” The only requirement to be covered in The Big Takeover is, per the slogan, to be “Music with Heart.” However, Jack is quick to add “I’m not going to cover the Red Hot Chili Peppers or the Smashing Pumpkins or other bull crap pop stuff.”

Another thing that sets The Big Takeover apart from other music magazines is the emphasis on editorials in the front section of every issue. Jack, who graduated from New York University in 1985 with an economics degree, hopes that they have an effect on the readers. The editorials have usually been more on the political/economical side rather than musical. “Punk rock reflects the real world,” Rabid says. “I never found an escape listening to a Clash record… as a journalist you try to make people tune in, not out. It’s an extension of the music, it makes you more interested.”


He continued “hopefully someone who bought it for the music won’t say ‘what’s this healthcare stuff?’… I hope what they get out of [the editorials] is to pay attention to things. You need to seize an issue and bring discussion.” Rabid adds that “[The editorials] can become politically partisan but these things are fact.” However, even if the readers skip over the editorials in favor of the music related articles, Rabid does not plan to stop writing them. He states that “the main thing is that it keeps me using my brain.”


One more differentiating factor about The Big Takeover is Jack Rabid’s musical background. He drummed for three different bands over the course of the last twenty-five years: Even Worse, Last Burning Embers, and Springhouse. He likens his position to that of a former baseball player who makes a second career in the broadcasting booth. Jack explains “You can’t help but have a different perspective, whether it’s good bad or indifferent.” Another colorful explanation revolves around the Wizard of Oz and the great Wizard himself. With his experience in the music industry as a band member Rabid has “gotten behind the curtain. I’ve seen the Wizard, and it’s a great show. It definitely makes me different. Most journalists haven’t done albums and tours. It’s a leg up for sure.” Rabid says that he has to use his experience otherwise “it won’t be interesting, it will just be another airhead opinion.”


The Big Takeover has hit several rough patches in its twenty six years of existence. One particular hard time came in 1995; Jack was unsure if he wanted to continue writing and working on the magazine and contemplated becoming a high school history teacher. Rabid recalls “as you get older you think ‘is music all that important?’” Thankfully the internet began to grow in popularity around the same time frame. According the Rabid the net “made it easier, made me take a look at the magazine again. Plus, teaching will always be there.” Ten years later another hit occurred, except this time it was not personal. Within the last few years several leading distributors have gone out of business and left smaller magazines in danger of financial ruin. The Big Takeover alone was never paid $14,000 it was due from its largest distributor for the spring and winter 2005 issues. According to Jack “the people pay for the magazine and you get nothing. Consignment is stupid. We’ve come back a little bit but it’s still hard. It’d be nice if I was on the New York Times staff but I’m not.”


Problems with distributors are only the tip of the iceberg though. In fact, Rabid goes as far as saying “contemporary journalism sucks. It’s set up to sell ads, not to tell the truth.” At this point George W. Bush and the Iraq War come into the discussion. Jack believes that the industry “…is failing people when it comes to the Iraq War. It’s their fault for not covering the dissent. They parroted the administration’s claims, even when they were wrong.” When this happens, Rabid simply states “humankind is disserved.”


At the end of every interview Jack asks if the subject has any last words or thoughts. When presented with a mirrored situation, he responded with “find things that inspire you. You’ll become and expert and inspire other people. An inquisitive mind is the best. I’m 44 and I’m still learning; that’s the way it should be.”


The Althea Era: The Live Show Reviews

We started up show reviews during The Althea era. For a long time it was poking around in our heads but for some reason we never pursued it until then. Whatever. While writing live reviews I was given the infamous, could-not-disagree-with-you-more directive to "only write about the headlining bands, they're who people go to see and want to read about. Cover the openers in passing." I don't know if it's an exact quote but that was the directive, essentially saying "fuck the little guys." Wow.

By this point I'd been writing show reviews since I was 16 for Punknews.org and had gotten decently known for a couple of my longer, more exhaustive ones. I'm not even shitting you, they helped me get the job in the first place. Six years of practice and a unique style went right out the fucking window with Althea. We had a harsh word limit in place, reverse chronological order imposed on us and disproportiant coverage of the bands demanded. This isn't the Tribune fer chrissakes!

I swear to christ I worked on the review for the last Punch In The Face show for three solid days to get it up to her standards. A review for fucking Punch In The Face ate up days of my time. Like I said, she was completely clueless about not only my scene but also my writing. This isn't meant as a personal attack but rather an airing of facts.

Punch in the Face/Straightjacket Nation/I Attack/Cardiac Arrest/Thought Crusade

Beat Kitchen

May 31st, 2008

Pre-announced last shows bring mixed emotions for a band’s fans. On one hand, it’s great that they’re giving you one last time to hear all your favorites but in the back of your head, you know for certain that it’s the last time and get bummed out. If all goes well, the last show closes the band’s legacy with an explosive bang and not a quiet whimper. Luckily, Punch In The Face’s last blast falls into the former category.


Punch In The Face formed in 2001, long before the recent comeback of the 1980s USHC sound. However, as the sound it championed grew in popularity, the band took a reclusive stance and waited on the sidelines, performing live only six times in the past two years. Less than a year after finally releasing its debut LP At War With Everybody (after two highly sought after EPs and several cassette demos and compilation slots) PITF announced that after this show, the band was breaking up.


Punch In The Face obviously practiced long and hard for this show, pulling out almost every song it released, and even a few rarities, for its final half hour on stage. High points of the set included standards like “Cut The Shit, Start The Pit,” “Worst Episode Ever,” “At War With Everybody,” and “Not Here to Make Friends” on top of rare compilation track “We’ve Got Bush.” Barely coming up for air, PITF blitzed through multiple four or five song blocks without stopping; naturally the kids raged heavily in response. Not one song went by without multiple stage dives, reckless slam dancing and passionate fist pumping. Unfortunately, PITF decided to end its legacy with a Cro-Mags cover (who were undoubtedly one of the worst things to ever happen to punk rock), but one misstep can’t take away from a truly transcendent final show, or a spotless seven-year career. Punch In The Face will definitely be missed by all fans of, per the name of its second EP, “Dumb Hardcore.”


The penultimate band of the night was Straightjacket Nation, representing Melbourne, Australia. On any other night, it would have completely stolen the show. Straightjacket Nation worked the crowd into an agitated frenzy via its sharp take on classic hardcore with bleach-drenched vocals. Its tour still has one month and a whole West Coast swing left before it ends, so don’t pass up the opportunity to see the group before it leads back to Oz.


Third on the bill came the recently re-formed I Attack, formerly one of the most caustic and exciting skate-core bands in the Midwest. Unfortunately since the comeback the band has been off their game, leaving I Attack a shell of its former self. I Attack shouldn’t be totally given up on; quite a few of the newer songs show potential, but the road ahead looks grim.


Despite being the second band, the night really started to move when St. Louis veterans Cardiac Arrest took hold of the stage for a short, scorching set of non-pretentious punk rock. Thought Crusade opened the show with fifteen minutes of rather juvenile take on late 80s New York style hardcore.

-Bill Molloy


The Meatmen/M.O.T.O./Vicelords

Subterranean, Chicago, IL

June 20, 2008

Is juvenile humor best left to those that can’t legally vote? Or can another level of absurdity be added to puerile statements when the person saying them is old enough to be a grandfather. Tesco Vee and his new lineup of The Meatmen answered this question Friday night, and the answer resounds even three days later; dirty old men are just as funny as their young counterparts.


After a twelve year break, The Meatmen are back with a new lineup and ready to terrorize all PC punk rockers again. The group first gained notice back in the early 80s hardcore scene with their attempt at being the most offensive band ever. Unlike most bands from that scene that have reunited, The Meatmen played songs from every era and sound they attempted. Later, more metallic compositions like “War of the Superbikes” and “Rock N Roll Juggernaut” fit right in with first EP classics like “Tooling For Anus” and “Meatmen Stomp.” Other high points of the night were Tesco’s updated ode to The Beatles “2 Down, 2 To Go,” “Mr. Tapeworm,” and their closing cover of obscure Michigan legends The Fix’s “Vengeance.” Tesco’s loving and tender between song speeches about the inspiration and deeper meaning of these tunes only heightened the gross out quotient.


Bringing to mind an alternate universe where Carrot Top might be funny, Tesco kept a box full of props stage left all night, employing them when needed. The most over the top prop undoubtedly had to be a four foot tall cardboard penis with “Veiny Bulger” scrawled in black paint across the shaft. Other noteworthy props included a light up Detroit Tigers hat, an LCD light belt with “Fuck You” scrolling across all night long, Jim Varney masks, American Flag jackets, cowboy hats, a hankie with “God is an Asshole” scraled on it, and much more. At points it almost resembled a demented performance art act.


M.O.T.O. provided direct support Friday night. Around for over 25 years in some form or another, M.O.T.O. has quite a few catchy-as-crabs songs in their vast repertoire of power-poppy punk rock. The only problem is that M.O.T.O. always end up over staying their welcome. A 20 minute set from them would be excellent, yet they always play for over 45. Crowd pleasers like “I Hate My Fucking Job” and “I Talk In Clichés” brightened up the much too long 15+ song set.


Featuring members of Apocalypse Hoboken, The Brokedowns and Vacation Bible School, Vicelords played a distinctly Midwestern brand of melodic punk that doesn’t differ much from their other, better known bands. In a different atmosphere they might play better, but most of the old folks in attendance weren’t having them. Squared Off opened the show but taking unreliable public transportation to the show all but ensured that they wouldn’t be seen.

-Bill Molloy


Off With Their Heads/The Brokedowns/Das Kapital/Love & Squalor

Gruff, Midwestern punk rock

Beat Kitchen, Chicago, IL

June 25, 2008

“Life's got the best of me and I just want to drop to my knees/Scream and punch the concrete until my hands bleed/It's all a fucking joke to me/I wake up and work, and get fucked up and sleep/And then wake up and work and get fucked up all over again,” sang OWTH’s enigmatic frontman Ryan Young, as dozens of fans sang along with him on Wednesday night at Chicago’s Beat Kitchen. There’s something to be said for a band that can take the darkest, most depressing feelings possible in a human being and somehow turn them into celebratory songs; that is the essence of Minneapolis’s Off With Their Heads. The happy melodies act as a foil to the dark as hell song content, working through the demons in the process.


Its Chicago appearance kicks off a lengthy tour of the lower 48. It also happened to be the birthday Young’s 27th birthday. Not surprisingly by the end of the night he was too trashed to play any longer; however, the group got through 25 minutes of top notch, gruff Midwestern punk rock before that happened. The group’s set was comprised of several songs from its upcoming debut full-length album as well as crowd favorites like “That Must Be Nigel With the Brie,” “Your Child Is Dead,” “Hard To Admit,” and the rambunctious closer “Die Today.”

Despite the short set length no one left too unsatisfied – to be frustrated with this band is to love them; it’s almost Replacements-esque. This group of lovable losers is capable of such great heights yet always ends up sabotaging themselves. Were they to actually reach that plateau though, they’d lose what made them so special in the first place.


Leading up to OWTH was the much less depressing and exponentially jokier Brokedowns; the biggest crowd reaction of the night came with its take on the gruff, Midwestern punk rock formula. Since releasing its Thick Records debut New Brains For Everyone last May, the band’s profile has risen significantly, and the band’s set outlasted the headliners. The witty stage banter helped along the pacing of the set, but The Brokedowns is a band best seen occasionally, not very often. Die hard fans love them, but for casual fans the shtick wears thin pretty easily.


Early set openers worth mentioning were Love & Squalor ad Das Kapital., While only one L&S member sported a beard, their Gainesville-via-Chicago take on gruff, melodic punk rock would fool the average punker into thinking their neck beards were fuller than Paul Bunyan’s. The group mostly stuck to songs off of their 2007 full length New Blood, New Songs, but closed their set with a pretty awesome cover of “Pauline” from Screeching Weasel. Meanwhile DK was the odd band out on this bill, running through a spirited bunch of bouncy, poppy tunes reminiscent of the early-‘90s. To further push along this parallel, the bass player was wearing a backward Wayne’s World hat. Holy shit, its 1991! These guys definitely fall into the category of bands where the records aren’t that great but they’re fun to watch live.

-Bill Molloy


Sludgeworth/The Effigies/Magnafux

Reggie’s, Chicago, IL

June 27, 2008

A far-less-than-capacity crowd filed into Reggie’s in Chicago’s South Loop on Friday for the return of Sludgeworth, one of the unsung heroes of early-‘90s pop punk. The crowd consisted mostly of older gents who no doubt were around for the band’s original go-round. So, the night was a time to re-live past glories, not for new fans that never got a chance in the first place.


Finally taking the stage at 1 a.m., Sludgeworth powered through a sloppy, yet charismatic set. Each member took their turn making low-key mistakes. Being that they were never the most serious band around, the slight musical goofs were greeted by smiling band members and simply shrugged off. During the triumphantly closing rendition of “You And I,” vocalist Dan Schafer completely blanked on the last verse and simply tossed the mic to fans that knew the words better than him. The ever more intoxicated crowd didn’t seem to care very much, as they continued to awkwardly balance their beers and slam dance on hobbled knees.


One interesting moment came in the form of a surprise guest. Sludgeworth superfan/former alterna-rock poster boy and Ataris lead vocalist Kris Roe was in attendance and was singled out by Schafer to come on stage to help sing the group’s signature song “Someday.” Roe’s contribution to the song remained minimal however, as the mob singing at the front of the stage easily overpowered the PA.


The Roe incident was par for the course of the night, with the slightly thin but dedicated fans screaming over the PA to each song. Sludgeworth touched all the bases of their career, running through faster songs like “Another Day” and “Never Say Never,” mid-tempo jumper “Follow,” and even the overtly funk rock “Plunger.” As far as reunion shows go, Sludgeworth delivered the goods, albeit with some rough edges.


The reason why Sludgeworth started so late was The Effigies, who plodded through a bland and almost hour-long performance. Since reuniting for good in 2004, the stock of The Effigies has plummeted to almost bargain-basement level; no more than 30 people watched them play,while most others went outside to smoke. Though their 2007 comeback record Reside is above average, it’s not nearly powerful enough to dominate the set list as it did Friday, when seven of the 10 songs made an appearance. Even the classic material like “Security” and “We’re Da Machine” seemed to fizzle in the context of an uninspired band playing to an apathetic crowd.


Opening the show was the Magnafux, who no doubt were on the bill because they feature 3/5 of Sludgeworth. At heart, the Magnafux are a bar rock band that happen to play punk rock; it keeps the mood light, never challenges the audience, and most importantly, helps the bar sell more drinks.

-Bill Molloy

The Althea Era: The Record Reviews

So AirRaid is dead. For good. Permanently ka-put. It's been that way for six months but the site hosting finally ran out so now all traces are gone.

I'm re-posting my writings that were on the site during what I'll call "The Althea Era." Around the start of May the brass had the AMAZING idea to bring in an editor to reign over us and take away control from the four people who had been in charge of the creative side for an entire year. Althea came from a completely different world than us, the world of newspapers, print media, word counts, and fake "major label" indie rock. Everything we worked for was tossed out the window and the tone was completely changed overnight. It was a total power grab and my side lost. My writing style was fucked with, word counts were placed on all of us and we were forced into almost daily squabbling over content. It was not fun in the least and definitely not what I signed up for when I started. Everyone was miserable and it showed not only every single day we all walked into the office but I stupidly took it home with me and into my personal life. Think of how I was in June; I was completely fucked in the head and I knew it.

Not ten weeks after "The Althea Era" started AirRaid was shut down "Temporarily" yet never returned. Coincidence? I think not.

Here are some record reviews I "wrote." We were only allowed to cover stuff before it was realeased, essentially shackling us to our small promo list and illegally downloading leaks. We were also only allowed to cover stuff that Althea approved; take a look at the stuff covered here and you can see what i mean. Each one went through intense re-writing, editing and paring down, even when they were already under the completely arbitrary and useless 200 word limit. This is some of the worst stuff I've ever written but since I had to deal with so much bullshit to just get it online in the first place I'm sure as hell not letting it languish on my computer. You've been warned.

AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE

Total Brutal

(Metal Blade)

Think of all the bad one liners Arnold Schwarzenegger has delivered over the years. Now imagine those one liners stretched into full length, semi-well developed metal songs. That’s what Austrian Death Machine has set out to do.


This high concept record is the product of As I Lay Dying vocalist Tim Lambesis‘s imagination. Lambesis also takes care of all the music on the record excepting a few guitar solos here and there. However despite those obstacles, Total Brutal is actually a pretty solid modern speed metal record. Total Brutal’s breakdowns are tasteful and don’t seem forced, the pace rarely drops below a steady gallop, and the skits, with Lambesis doing his best Governator impression, end before getting stale.


For a record that’s little more than a one note joke it surprisingly warrants repeat listens. If Lambesis chooses to do another album in this vein it’ll be overkill, but for right now few things will beat hearing a grown man growl “Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers” in his best metal voice.

6/10

-Bill Molloy


CHRONIC SEIZURE

Ancient Wound

(Fashionable Idiots/No Way)

Unlike most bands that crank out a new album whenever they have ten songs written, Chronic Seizure took almost two years crafting the songs that make up Ancient Wound, their debut LP. Songs like “Over My Shoulder” and “Slow Death in the City” have been staples of their frantic, often sub-fifteen minute live shows since mid 2006. By refusing to fall into the trap of releasing new music before it was ready, Chronic Seizure solidified their place at the forefront of the current US hardcore scene.


Ancient Wound represents a massive leap forward in songwriting and performance for the band. Instead of slapping four chords and some yelping on top of a fast drum beat, the guys wrote real songs with intros, bridges, breakdowns (but not of the “chugga-chugga” variety) and memorable choruses. Austin’s vocal delivery has shifted from a simple snotty shout into a snarling shit-storm of a scream, Bryan’s guitar tone matches with a buzzing resonance while Pat and Craig’s rhythm section work holds together the back end.


Ancient Wound is a front runner for record of the year and possibly for hardcore LP of the decade. They are not allowed to break up any time soon.

9

-Bill Molloy


FOXBORO HOT TUBS
Stop Drop and Roll
(Warner Brothers)

By now the secret is out about this album; it’s the guys in Green Day and a few of their assorted hanger-ons playing Kinks/Question Mark And the Mysterians style garage rock. One listen to the title track is all that’s needed to figure out this fact. Stop Drop and Roll starts off as a wildly successful experiment, perfectly reproducing the sound and artistic aesthetic of a bygone era. It’s fun, toe-tapping music to put on at a little league game or a Memorial Day barbecue.

The only problem is the achievement doesn’t last. Stop Drop And Roll might be the most top-heavy record released in ages. Literally all of the weak songs appear on the second half. The choruses are less memorable, the required ballad appears and immediately puts the listener to sleep, and the record simply limps along until “Pieces of Truth” offers a little redemption at the end.

Stick to the first six songs they put up for free download a couple months ago.
4
-Bill Molloy


HATCHET
Awaiting Evil
(Metal Blade)

Ever seen Heavy Metal Parking Lot? Remember the dude in the striped shirt who says "Heavy metal rules! All that punk shit sucks! It doesn't belong in this world, it belongs on fuckin' Mars man!" Now imagine the guy and four of his closest dudes locked away in a basement for 25 years with no contact with the outside world and the only form of entertainment was band practice. Got it in your head? That band would probably sound a lot like Hatchet.

One can almost define this album by what it’s not as much as what it is. There’s no post-1985 influence anywhere on Evil Awaits. This is the most classic sounding metal to come out in eons: blast beats are non existent, death metal grunts don’t make the cut, no punk rock/crossover slam dance energy seeps in, and the guitars are all in standard tuning. Shit, the dudes are even wearing gauntlets on their arms in their promo pictures!

Hatchet sounds like a power metal band taken straight from the genre’s early 80s heyday. No song (well, minus the required acoustic introduction track, naturally) clocks in at under four minutes. Marcus Kirchen's vocals are clean, yet he still tries to sound threatening by exactly mimicking the inflections of Slayer’s Tom Araya. Banshee screams occur at least once a song. The numerous solos are vintage 1984 Kirk Hammet, meaning that there are so many hammer-ons and pull-offs per minute that your head will be spinning.

This is a totally enjoyable record that came completely out of left field. Death to false metal.
6
-Bill Molloy


ONE-WAY MIRROR

One-Way Mirror

(Metal Blade)

Being in this band has to be like being on the 1940 Washington Redskins, the team that lost 73-0 to the mighty Chicago Bears in that year’s NFL Championship Game.


Much like the Redskins, One-Way Mirror probably put some hard work into getting to where they are. It takes hard work to get to any championship game, and yeah, congrats on the record deal with Metal Blade, a pretty legendary force in certain circles. However, much like the Bears did to the ‘Skins, reality is about to pummel this band into total submission and back to the suburbs.


Isn’t nu-metal dead yet? Isn’t it 2008? Can someone please stick a shotgun in its mouth and do the deed once and for all? This disc screams “Family Values Tour 1999 Second Stage.” Following the Limp Bizkit formula to a T, this record even features a nu-metal version of the Frankie Goes To Hollywood song “Relax.” WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SHOT GUN, OH MY GOD?!?


Shame on you Metal Blade; the only allowable excuse for this is that it’s somebody’s cousin’s band.

1/10

-Bill Molloy


STREET DOGS

State of Grace

(Hellcat)

Disappointment is the word of the day. In 2006 the Street Dogs finally made the record that they were always capable of with Fading American Dream. That album combined the best elements of Billy Brag, The Clash, Cock Sparrer, and Bad Religion into a diverse, yet thoroughly punk rooted album. They finally escaped the self imposed Oi! straightjacket.


State of Grace sees the restraints re-shackled with new, rock and roll strength Masterlocks. The brisk, fast paced songs have been replaced with paint-by-numbers, radio-ready rock songs. “Rebel Song” could be the theme song of the next Sturgis Rally, the “sha-la-la” sing-a-longs of “Elizabeth” almost beg for people to cheesily wave their hands and lighters in the air, and any live performance of of the obvious first single “Two Angry Kids,” with its bouncing slide guitar riffs, will almost certainly be preceded by a speech with vocalist Mike McColgan screaming “I WANT TO SEE ALL OF YOU JUMP!” or some other inane and patronizing demand.


Not all of the songs are terrible; the group’s ode to Joe Strummer “The General’s Boombox,” the catchy opener “Mean Fist” and the looping bass line of “Guns” save it from pure cut out bin status.


With State of Grace the Street Dogs seem poised to break into the lower echelons of mainstream recognition. It’s just a shame it will come on the merits of a transparent and disappointing album.

3/10

-Bill Molloy


THE OFFSPRING

Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace

(Columbia)

What’s the opposite of the Midas Touch? The Bob Rock touch, obviously. Try to think of a good record that guy’s been involved with. It’s tough, isn’t it? The Offspring is the latest victim of this super producer/enemy of good music with their latest album Rise And Fall, Rage and Grace.


Here’s the breakdown of what you’re getting with this new record: three galloping skate punk tunes that could have been written in 1994 (Half-Truism, Trust In You, Hammerhead), a late period Green Day rip off (Rise and Fall), a Gary Glitter style stadium glam rocker (Stuff is Messed Up), three ballads that scream out for airplay on the local ‘adult alternative’ radio station (A Lot Like Me, Kristy Are You Doing OK?, Fix You), a couple mid tempo rockers, and no novelty songs. Musically it’s easily the band’s most eclectic album.


Do the experiments work? Kind of, but not really. Nothing on Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace is offensively bad, but not too many songs demand repeat listens. The attempt at diversifying left The Offspring playing away from its strengths and putting out a pretty limp record.

4

-Bill Molloy


THE STEINWAYS

Gorilla Marketing

(Cold Feet)

Straddling the line between being a band with funny songs and being a complete joke band takes a delicate touch. If it swings too far to the novelty side your band will be written off in moments, but if it’s too serious no one will laugh; for the last five years or so The Steinways have been able to toe this rope better than most bands.


Gorilla Marketing is the group’s second full length and sees a marginal bit of maturity creeping into the basic, three chord pop-punk song structure. The shortest song on the record is 1:04, as opposed to the numerous five second goof songs that populated previous records. In fact, “Half Baked Heartache” and “Oh Angela” can be described as downright melancholy.

Lead guitarist Ace and bassist Michelle take several lead vocal turns; their smooth voices contrast nicely with main vocalist Grath’s raspy whine to create a varied sonic palette.


On the lyrical front the band remains as slap happy as ever. Gorilla Marketing tackles hard hitting subjects like masturbating at work, being hated by journalist Jessica Hopper, stupid girls who only date hipsters, and the plight of a man who no one want to make out with (solely because he wears sweatpants). Crass this is not.

-6

Bill Molloy


BONUS REVIEW!!!!!

This Off With Their Heads half review was what I was working on on July 17th around 3:30 or so when Juan called me into his office and let me know that my hours were cut in half and that simultaneously the Althea era and AirRaid were dead. Check it out, I was caught in the middle of a fucking sentance!

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS

From The Bottom

(No Idea)

By this point Off With Their Heads is such a household name in certain circles that it’s kind of hard to believe that From The Bottom is its first full length.

For most of the record the lyrics follow suit with the best of OWTH’s past material. Ryan Young’s words make the listener want to pound back shots of cheap whisky to forget their shitty life, yet oddly celebrate the bitterness at the same time. However the album’s final track “I Hope You Know…” has Young showing a previously unseen vulnerable side, plaintively begging for forgiveness with “